Monday, November 15, 2010

Things you really shouldn't say/do in front of your new boyfriend

Ladies & Gentleman here it goes

  1.  Do you have a plunger (after exiting his bathroom)
  2. "Your mom and I are so alike omg!"
  3. "My ex boyfriend insert anything you might say here
  4. Change your tampon
  5. Tell his guy friends you think they are sexy!
  6. "Well I once saw on this lifetime movie..". "On OTH last night..." "Did you see the new Keeping up with the Kardashians?"
  7. you-"I'll see you soon hun, just stopping by PP"   him- " PP?" you- "Planned Parenthood silly ;-)"
  8.  Tell him any part of his body is "small".
  9. Tell his friends any embarassing stories you heard from his mom.
  10. you- " Hey dad!" him- "wrong message, babe" you- "About that..."

Venty McVenterson



So lately I've been trying really hard to be a good person. Now generally I'm well behaved, but like everyone I do have my moments ( shocker, I'm not perfect). Let me let you guys in on a little secret. SOME people will make this very hard. You will want to go down that really common path of destruction that makes you feel like you're achieving something by making others feel worse than you. 
Now think about what I just said, you are making other people feel bad. Does that actually make you feel good inside? Does that actually fulfill you as a person? Will this help you feel better about yourself?

I can't answer yes to any of these questions. I hope you can't either.

A serious dose of Teen

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Visit Holliequotes.com

Think of me as you undo her dress.
I hope you hear my voice as you kiss her neck
And as lust is screaming for release
I hope to God you're remembering me 

You aren’t going to be her first, her last, or her only. She's loved before, she will love again, but if she loves you now what else matters? She’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if she can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to her and give her the most you can.

I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do. - Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

Ibelieve in pink, I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. - Audrey Hepburn 

To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. - E.E. Cummings

Fun for EVERYONE

This morning I am feeling lazy. Well that's no different from any day really. I would love to share some fun link with you all. Check out this chillingly awesome hotel. Also if you feel like you would like to make a difference today (without getting off the couch of course) Go here and learn something!

An ironic Christmas song...Jessica is right..she really couldn't stay or sing for that matter.

If you haven't had enough of me yet I strongly recommend these videos in this exact order.

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxFB5RDmBIA


Later hoes
Lazy Dose of Teen

Body Bowling

Please enjoy this photo of me hanging in a bowling alley lane. I'm not to ashamed to admit someone dragged me down it too.