2011 Summer Essentials

Summer Essentials

Flirty Pattern Sundress:

1. Sophisticated/Sexy Dress  Forever 21 $19.80 Pair with gladiator sandals, a little over the shoulder bag, and bold dangly earings!

2. Fun/Flirty Dress Delia's $35.50 All you need are giant chunky wedges and bracelets that go halfway up your arm, this dress is an absolute attention whore.







Sunscreen- No I am not joking, those of you who go to the beach and fry like little "shrimp on the barbies" always wish you'd lathered on a lil' SPF the day before. Try Neutrogena (CVS makes a cheaper store brand as well) " Fresh Cooling" suncreen in varying SPFS. It goes on evenly, drys fast, and smells good! My mom is responsible for my addiction. This is the one item I will splurge on (I only buy things on sale!) They just came out with another product called "Wet Skin" which is designed to be applied right when you come out of the water (that's the only draw back to "Fresh Cooling" if you put it on wet skin it turns into milk dots on your skin.) The aerosol cans also aren't very good for the environment, but neither is skin cancer!

A Beach Bag- $34.95 If you're going to get a beach bag, please do not buy the "cutest" one on the rack or the cheapest. I learned my lesson on that when I bought my one and only beach bag. It is beige, cloth, has no structure, and it balls all of my belongings into a wrinkly, tangled ball. When I bought this bag I thought it was "hobo chic" when it really is just a shitty bag not even a homeless person would use. Imagine sunscreen, sundress, snacks, headphone, jewelery mashed up into a disgusting disaster. THAT is what I deal with every time I go to the beach. (Thank god I am a work-a-holic and never actually end up there very often)

The Perfect Flip Flop- Now I am going to introduce some of you to the most LEGENDARY flip flop in the world. My Aunt sent me my first pair UPTA Maine when I was in high school, they were black with black beading, and more comfortable than walking on Build-A-Bear fluffy stuffing. Then my friend Emily's dog ate the thong part off one of my shoes. It was a bit hard to walk in them after-that and I couldn't just keep the 1 flippy..so I said a lil' prayer and tossed them into the garbage. I now sport dark metalic blue flops by HAVIANNAS and refuse to let any animal near me while wearing them. I am sort of obsessed with this comfortable yet cute new design! Check out their website, it is way GROOVY and you can even make your own pair.

A great summer read...currently plowing through the final installment..It's a little slow but I still love the characters and the story!



Sexy Wedges $59.99  I am in love with just about every Jessica Simpson Collection shoe ever MADE. I will let you all in on a SUPER big secret. Wedges are far more comfortable than stilletos.The "Gemy" comes in this two tone tan or a patent leather black..as Rachel Zoe would say "I DIE".

Statement Jewelery ranging from $20-$100 Now for Zoe herself. No one does fashion bigger or better than this insane California chick. Her jewelery line screams, "BOLD!" It's absolutely delicious and I love it. I'm saving my pretty pennies to get just one of her great pieces of the collection.

SUPER dark Skinnies $69.90 At Express! While you're at it check out their entire jean selection I kept stopping and oogling at all of them. Too bad I don't have an ass or I would totally open up a credit card and max that shit out on expensive denims. (My butt is not big enough for express jeans..depressing I KNOW!)









A billowy top $14.99 My friend Steph LOVES these things. They come in all different sizes and are super soft and comfy, especially when you're having a fat day!

Pier Fries & Icecream (SO FUCKING GOOD nuff' said)

Newest OBSESSION: Mombo

Last night I got to explore a little bit of Portsmouth (sorry Portland...) and my two co-workers and I dined at Mombo.

Let's just say I gushed and oozed excitement over their rustic but cozy yet upscale decor. From the fireplace to the window seats with accent pillows, to the blood red leather bar chairs, the girnomous paintings, and the green marble bar counter tops.

Oh yeah the food and drinks were SO TASTY! I had my first Blood Mary ever and we did a little tapas action at the bar (yum & yummier)

Here's the link to their website...it is a great rehearsal dinner location, inside and outside dinning, excellent ambiance ahhhh I can't get over it!

Attempting to be Wolverine..FAIL

Yesterday, I have to admit...I used the word so well executed by Hugh Jackman and cartoon Wolverine.

And it was an epic fail. Probably because I don't sprout adamantium from my knuckles and kill the woman I love the most so she won't destroy the Earth! Sorry folks, some things I just can't do.

I promise to never call ANYONE bub ever again. Okay Professor Xavier?

Anyways, I'm still looking for a date to X-Men: First Class ...any takers?

Check out that sexy cartoon scruff!

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