It's completely and totally okay if...

You know when you beat yourself up about things...well you know what...

It's okay if you've been using your roommates conditioner for the past two days because you keep forgetting to buy your own.

It's okay if you complain about not getting dates and when people actually ask you out on them you deny deny deny.

It's okay if you confuse Harriet Tubman with Rosa parks in an attempt at making a witty historical comment.

It's okay if you run the red light because you looked both ways and didn't see a cop. At least you were safe.

It's okay if you ate a candy bar on the way home before dinner. Especially if you don't tell anyone about it.

Seriously, he was smart, rich, and well spoken...

It's okay if you wish you were Steve Jobs...or that you married him.

It's okay if you reward bad behavior with kind deeds.

It's okay if you consider your yoga pants to be your "sexy pants" and seriously consider wearing them to the bar.

It's okay if you had a LITTLE too much fun on the stripper pole last weekend.

It's okay if you made-out with more than one person last weekend too.

It's okay if you spend your Thursday night on the couch or in the library instead of at the bar.

It's okay if you crop dusted all of Walmart one especially gassy afternoon.

It's okay if you eat pizza for breakfast...that you left out overnight and may or may not have poured beer on last night.

It's okay if you feel like an absolute noob at the gym and have no idea what the fuck any of those machines are fore (oh, wait, maybe that's just me)

It's okay if you eat the cake batter, cookie dough, brownie mix...raw eggs and all.

It's okay if you think "Follow Friday" on twitter is "Fun Friday" or "Funnel Friday". Common misconception.

It's okay that whenever you see a guy who is really good with kids your heart melts a little.

It's okay that you can barely keep your bamboo plant alive and one day you may produce children.


 Feeling pretty zen tonight.

So Peace. Love. & Go Fuck Yourself <3