2.) Large amounts of Vitamin C are bad if you would like to have a baby (which is weird because generally Vitamin C is such a healthy vitamin!)
3.) When bagging groceries you must think of it like making a box, building a house, and handle with care. Heavier items on bottom but you must create balance..light items on top..must support themselves standing up. SUCCESS.
4.) Men are easier to sell expensive things too. ( Might be their impatience)
5.) When your dinner knife is pointed ridges towards the person next to you (it means you wish harm upon them!)
6.) The pineapple is the sign for Hospitality as well as Swingers!
7.) Due to their wrinkles..bulldogs faces/ears/nose should be cleaned once if not twice a day..(note to all: they really do not enjoy this)
8.) Lhasa Apso's (a type of dog..view this gem of a photo of our 14 year old dog Austin for visual) used to be popular dogs for emporers in China!
9.) Birds do not pee.
10.) Frogs can change sex.
11.) If you ever run into a tyrannosaurus Rex..do not move (they have shitty eyesight and will not see you!)
12.) The world is round, not flat
13.) Pangaea is the name of all the continents put together
14.) The microwave must be cleaned.
15.) If you do not water your plants, they will die.
16.) Babies are not for the faint of heart.
17.) Proper wedding etiquette for the wedding party: ( A gift is not necessary for the wedding, anytime during the year after the wedding is okay!) Hence why I am waiting to give my brother and sister in law their gift...until like June.
18.) ridiculous is spelled like this <---- not "rediculous"
19.) The pleats on a chef's hat (100) stand for the number of ways that eggs can be made.
20.) Salt and Pepper is not found on the table of a gourmet meal because it is considered and insult to the chef (the food should be properly seasoned and excellent tasting at a gourmet meal)
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