(207): Just my luck. The non druggiest person...at the druggiest campus.
(207): Hahahaha yessir. I mean what else is there to do in nh?
(207): Take a tour on the Thomas Laighton!
(207): No idea what that even is and I feel bad you do.
(207): That's the fucking boat I work for.
Boyfriend of the year award goes too....
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
the WORST
Brushing your teeth..forgetting you just brushed your teeth
then drinkings a nice glass of OJ
Tripping when there isn't a soul in sight (you feel like a loser laughing alone)
Banging your elbow on any sort of hard surface/object
Starting to make mac n cheese when you realize you have no milk
Walking in on your best friend and your girlfriend doing the dirty...in your bed.
Thinking the guy you madeout with last night was a 10 when we was really a 4.
When someone finds your tattered, torn, rag-like blankey in your bed and the expression on their face tells all.
Thinking people are talking about Venice, Italy..when it's really Venice, CA.
Smacking your hand into the glass of your window in front of the bank teller.
Burning the cookies.
When the dentist asks you, " Have you been flossing regularly?"
When you make your plane but your luggage doesn't.
Passing out in public.
Running in public and not wanting to stop even though your dead tired because you think everyone in their cars are judging you.
When your boyfriend tells you, "I wouldn't be against it if you got a boob job hunny"
Waking up early.
The first Christmas you find out Santa isn't real..Christmas morning will never be the same.
Realizing that your parents are not superheroes and just as human and capable of making mistakes as you.
Dropping your bagel bite facedown on the floor..picking it up..and all the cheesey goodness remains on the floor.
Getting stuck Clark Grizwald style in a rotary.
Pumping gas during a sleeting/snowstorm mid-January with no gloves, a sweatshirt, and flip flops.
Being "that girl" at the party.
Having your friend explain what happened the morning after.
When your to-go order...isn't your to-go order.
Having to poop really bad...in public.
the WORST dose of Teen
You're own "worsts" are welcome :0)
then drinkings a nice glass of OJ
Tripping when there isn't a soul in sight (you feel like a loser laughing alone)
Banging your elbow on any sort of hard surface/object
Starting to make mac n cheese when you realize you have no milk
Walking in on your best friend and your girlfriend doing the dirty...in your bed.
Thinking the guy you madeout with last night was a 10 when we was really a 4.
When someone finds your tattered, torn, rag-like blankey in your bed and the expression on their face tells all.
Thinking people are talking about Venice, Italy..when it's really Venice, CA.
Smacking your hand into the glass of your window in front of the bank teller.
Burning the cookies.
When the dentist asks you, " Have you been flossing regularly?"
When you make your plane but your luggage doesn't.
Passing out in public.
Running in public and not wanting to stop even though your dead tired because you think everyone in their cars are judging you.
When your boyfriend tells you, "I wouldn't be against it if you got a boob job hunny"
Waking up early.
The first Christmas you find out Santa isn't real..Christmas morning will never be the same.
Realizing that your parents are not superheroes and just as human and capable of making mistakes as you.
Dropping your bagel bite facedown on the floor..picking it up..and all the cheesey goodness remains on the floor.
Getting stuck Clark Grizwald style in a rotary.
Pumping gas during a sleeting/snowstorm mid-January with no gloves, a sweatshirt, and flip flops.
Being "that girl" at the party.
Having your friend explain what happened the morning after.
When your to-go order...isn't your to-go order.
Having to poop really bad...in public.
the WORST dose of Teen
You're own "worsts" are welcome :0)
Sunday, December 12, 2010
A Delightful Boston Evening: Wienersnitzel, Beer, and Snickerdoodles.
Synopsis:
Hanging out at a German Restaurant
Slow cookin' Carolina style pulled pork
Apparating to parties
Silver bullets and photos
Lovin' pulled pork at 3am
Chattin' with Anastasia at Dunks
German restaurants not a place I frequent quite often. But when there's a deadly combination of man-children, beer, fried pickles, chili nachos , and bratwurst sandwiches you really can't pass up such a blog provoking time.
Things discussed at the table:
Sexual innuendos about a liquor store and German sausages
Berating of Lopesie's crimson crusted bed linens (don't ask, don't tell)
Donating kidney's to your husband (purely fucking epic/ true story)
The God-like creation of Buffalo Chicken Mac N Cheese
The Incredible Eating Abilities of Nick Vennochi
Back at the homeland:
A brief power nap, trip to the liquor store, and someone mistaking my hairspray for whipped cream.. we all geared up to adventure out god knows where (this group of gents is like a combo of non-declawed kittens and bulls in a very small china closet)
Party:
Acquiring two for one beers
Being social butterflies
Favorite animated movie moments typical college party chatter ( Finding Nemo, The Brave Little Toaster, The Lion King)
No toilet paper in the bathroom (a sad realization for all girls who had to pee at the party..including me..drip dry is only okay for dishes)
Attempted fights
Harry Potter references
ex bf/gf sexual hate tension ( awkward in any other situation but this) Typical conversations include "I hate you" -smiling and exchanging of hugs " If you were a man I would punch you in the face right now" "I wish you would"
Mission: Get Home Safe and Snuggle
Cab ride with a cabbie using a GPS. Excuse me?
Berating a drunken, petite, girl who attempted to trip us on the street ( What a great idea too, how nice of you to extend your back leg in an attempt at watching me fall on my face, that's ONLY funny in big daddy you stupid biotch!)
Trying to take on a group of four dudes, two chicks with two dudes and one chick (potentially possible, but we were hungry and tired..and of course smart.)
Molesting the pulled pork, cole slaw, and bulkie roles at 3am to make everyone a delicious and inspiring late night snack
Being hand served warmed snickerdoodle cookies before bed
Wearing brown leather boots, UNH capri sweatpants, a baby seal shirt, and day old crusty makeup to dunks the next morning. SIGN OF A GOOD NIGHT.
A Bostonian Dose of Teen :0)
Hanging out at a German Restaurant
Slow cookin' Carolina style pulled pork
Apparating to parties
Silver bullets and photos
Lovin' pulled pork at 3am
Chattin' with Anastasia at Dunks
German restaurants not a place I frequent quite often. But when there's a deadly combination of man-children, beer, fried pickles, chili nachos , and bratwurst sandwiches you really can't pass up such a blog provoking time.
Things discussed at the table:
Sexual innuendos about a liquor store and German sausages
Berating of Lopesie's crimson crusted bed linens (don't ask, don't tell)
Donating kidney's to your husband (purely fucking epic/ true story)
The God-like creation of Buffalo Chicken Mac N Cheese
The Incredible Eating Abilities of Nick Vennochi
Back at the homeland:
A brief power nap, trip to the liquor store, and someone mistaking my hairspray for whipped cream.. we all geared up to adventure out god knows where (this group of gents is like a combo of non-declawed kittens and bulls in a very small china closet)
Party:
Acquiring two for one beers
Being social butterflies
Favorite animated movie moments typical college party chatter ( Finding Nemo, The Brave Little Toaster, The Lion King)
No toilet paper in the bathroom (a sad realization for all girls who had to pee at the party..including me..drip dry is only okay for dishes)
Attempted fights
Harry Potter references
ex bf/gf sexual hate tension ( awkward in any other situation but this) Typical conversations include "I hate you" -smiling and exchanging of hugs " If you were a man I would punch you in the face right now" "I wish you would"
Mission: Get Home Safe and Snuggle
Cab ride with a cabbie using a GPS. Excuse me?
Berating a drunken, petite, girl who attempted to trip us on the street ( What a great idea too, how nice of you to extend your back leg in an attempt at watching me fall on my face, that's ONLY funny in big daddy you stupid biotch!)
Trying to take on a group of four dudes, two chicks with two dudes and one chick (potentially possible, but we were hungry and tired..and of course smart.)
Molesting the pulled pork, cole slaw, and bulkie roles at 3am to make everyone a delicious and inspiring late night snack
Being hand served warmed snickerdoodle cookies before bed
Wearing brown leather boots, UNH capri sweatpants, a baby seal shirt, and day old crusty makeup to dunks the next morning. SIGN OF A GOOD NIGHT.
A Bostonian Dose of Teen :0)
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Morning Thoughts..again
1.) How the hell do I make a meal with potatos, sweet potatos, gruyere cheese, quark cheese, pasta, spinache, green beens, and a variety of herbs. Okay...I'm starting to get some ideas..
2.) When did Meghan Fox get married...oh this summer..cool, way to know my pop culture.
3.) I can't wait to use my "you pick 4" meat coupon at Shaws! (SO sad.)
4.) Am I really almost done Christmas shopping? Unbelievable!
5.) My bank account has a concerned look on it's face...
6.) Pizza is a perfectly healthy breakfast.
7. )The following are twitter posts from @Lord_Voldemort7...I love him.
9.) Where the hell is my remote!
10.) Do lobster's really love Guinness Bull Feeney's? ..and really this is thought number 11 but I promised myself I would keep it to 10...Am I the only person in the universe without a twitter?
A thought inspired dose of Teen
2.) When did Meghan Fox get married...oh this summer..cool, way to know my pop culture.
3.) I can't wait to use my "you pick 4" meat coupon at Shaws! (SO sad.)
4.) Am I really almost done Christmas shopping? Unbelievable!
5.) My bank account has a concerned look on it's face...
6.) Pizza is a perfectly healthy breakfast.
7. )The following are twitter posts from @Lord_Voldemort7...I love him.
- The US might pass a bill that bans sales of "unhealthy food" during school hours. You're right US, bake sales. That's your biggest problem.
- #thingsImiss My nose.
- Emma Watson says her "college bff" has never read a HP book or seen a movie. Bullshit. That screams "I have a shrine in a secret chamber".
9.) Where the hell is my remote!
10.) Do lobster's really love Guinness Bull Feeney's? ..and really this is thought number 11 but I promised myself I would keep it to 10...Am I the only person in the universe without a twitter?
A thought inspired dose of Teen
Friday, December 10, 2010
Oh CHRISTmas!
The holidays are a time of excitement.
Except when you are a college student to whom December snuck up on you in the middle of the night sometime after Thanksgiving. What I have to study for tests? I have massive presentations due? I have to make a Yankee pot roast? Slice dodines and glue clementines to plates with honey?
...Okay maybe the first two only for you guys.
Anyways, I am determined to attempt to slightly enjoy the holiday season whether it is enjoying a couple of Christmas songs along the drive to work, have a holiday dinner party with friends, or to purchase the Starbucks Christmas blend so that my apartment smells like Christmas coffee!
Here are a few things that help me and in turn may help you.
There is nothing better than the first snowstorm. When this happens I hope some of you aren't working or stuck doing housework. I hope you throw on a big comfy sweatshirt cuddle up on the couch with a crappy Christmas movie or a big fat book. Why crappy you may ask because the movie is not your main goal my friend. The book and movie are merely aids in your process of taking your first holiday snow slumber!! Enjoy it, when you wake up groggy, warm, and in a winter wonderland you will feel like Santa's best friend ready to pounce on Christmas like a baby kitten.
When someone reminds you of why you love the holidays. My mom sent me a LIVING miniature Christmas tree from L.L. Bean. It is decorated with adorable little holly berries and twinkling white lights. Not to mention it smells like the forest in my living room. AWESOME
I get to pull out my favorite winter hat and sport it EVERYWHERE. I have owned this hat since I was 14 years old..so SEVEN years. At one point in time it was scratch and sniff and smelled like strawberries. Truth be told the hat is actually a strawberry. It's a strawberry shortcake hat, the old school Ms. Shortcake, not the new super girlie, oddly human like, modernized cartoon image. This hat pays homage to an amazing character to whom I own a Halloween costume, make the dessert, and pack my mother's lunch in her metal lunchbox. Rock on old school shortcake!
Winter beverages
hot cider, hot chocolate, Starbucks holiday collection, EGG NOG ( sometime I think my dad and I are the only people in the world who love egg nog..GUYS it doesn't taste like eggs, it delicious.
Holiday movies
The Santa Clause, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Poloar Express, that weird movie where Kelsey Grammar is attack by a Santa suit....
Mistle toe..excellent tool for getting a little smooch action
Ugly sweaters, where the person in the ugliest holiday clothing is the most likely to get laid.
A nice warm fire or you know... just being able to afford heat in the winter...
Anyway, just enjoy the small things, it's not about the gifts, it's about enjoying the time you have with the people you care about. THE BEST GIFT POSSIBLE.
awww soo corny :0)
A cheerful dose of Teen
Except when you are a college student to whom December snuck up on you in the middle of the night sometime after Thanksgiving. What I have to study for tests? I have massive presentations due? I have to make a Yankee pot roast? Slice dodines and glue clementines to plates with honey?
...Okay maybe the first two only for you guys.
Anyways, I am determined to attempt to slightly enjoy the holiday season whether it is enjoying a couple of Christmas songs along the drive to work, have a holiday dinner party with friends, or to purchase the Starbucks Christmas blend so that my apartment smells like Christmas coffee!
Here are a few things that help me and in turn may help you.
When someone reminds you of why you love the holidays. My mom sent me a LIVING miniature Christmas tree from L.L. Bean. It is decorated with adorable little holly berries and twinkling white lights. Not to mention it smells like the forest in my living room. AWESOME
I get to pull out my favorite winter hat and sport it EVERYWHERE. I have owned this hat since I was 14 years old..so SEVEN years. At one point in time it was scratch and sniff and smelled like strawberries. Truth be told the hat is actually a strawberry. It's a strawberry shortcake hat, the old school Ms. Shortcake, not the new super girlie, oddly human like, modernized cartoon image. This hat pays homage to an amazing character to whom I own a Halloween costume, make the dessert, and pack my mother's lunch in her metal lunchbox. Rock on old school shortcake!
Winter beverages
Holiday movies
The Santa Clause, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Poloar Express, that weird movie where Kelsey Grammar is attack by a Santa suit....
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| She wants it. |
Ugly sweaters, where the person in the ugliest holiday clothing is the most likely to get laid.
A nice warm fire or you know... just being able to afford heat in the winter...
Anyway, just enjoy the small things, it's not about the gifts, it's about enjoying the time you have with the people you care about. THE BEST GIFT POSSIBLE.
awww soo corny :0)
A cheerful dose of Teen
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