Synopsis:
Hanging out at a German Restaurant
Slow cookin' Carolina style pulled pork
Apparating to parties
Silver bullets and photos
Lovin' pulled pork at 3am
Chattin' with Anastasia at Dunks
German restaurants not a place I frequent quite often. But when there's a deadly combination of man-children, beer, fried pickles, chili nachos , and bratwurst sandwiches you really can't pass up such a blog provoking time.
Things discussed at the table:
Sexual innuendos about a liquor store and German sausages
Berating of Lopesie's crimson crusted bed linens (don't ask, don't tell)
Donating kidney's to your husband (purely fucking epic/ true story)
The God-like creation of Buffalo Chicken Mac N Cheese
The Incredible Eating Abilities of Nick Vennochi
Back at the homeland:
A brief power nap, trip to the liquor store, and someone mistaking my hairspray for whipped cream.. we all geared up to adventure out god knows where (this group of gents is like a combo of non-declawed kittens and bulls in a very small china closet)
Party:
Acquiring two for one beers
Being social butterflies
Favorite animated movie moments typical college party chatter ( Finding Nemo, The Brave Little Toaster, The Lion King)
No toilet paper in the bathroom (a sad realization for all girls who had to pee at the party..including me..drip dry is only okay for dishes)
Attempted fights
Harry Potter references
ex bf/gf sexual hate tension ( awkward in any other situation but this) Typical conversations include "I hate you" -smiling and exchanging of hugs " If you were a man I would punch you in the face right now" "I wish you would"
Mission: Get Home Safe and Snuggle
Cab ride with a cabbie using a GPS. Excuse me?
Berating a drunken, petite, girl who attempted to trip us on the street ( What a great idea too, how nice of you to extend your back leg in an attempt at watching me fall on my face, that's ONLY funny in big daddy you stupid biotch!)
Trying to take on a group of four dudes, two chicks with two dudes and one chick (potentially possible, but we were hungry and tired..and of course smart.)
Molesting the pulled pork, cole slaw, and bulkie roles at 3am to make everyone a delicious and inspiring late night snack
Being hand served warmed snickerdoodle cookies before bed
Wearing brown leather boots, UNH capri sweatpants, a baby seal shirt, and day old crusty makeup to dunks the next morning. SIGN OF A GOOD NIGHT.
A Bostonian Dose of Teen :0)
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