Things you really shouldn't say/do in front of your new boyfriend

Ladies & Gentleman here it goes

1.  Do you have a plunger (after exiting his bathroom)
2. "Your mom and I are so alike omg!"
3. "My ex boyfriend insert anything you might say here" 
4. Change your tampon
5. Tell his guy friends you think they are sexy!
6. "Well I once saw on this lifetime movie..". "On OTH last night..." "Did you see the new Keeping up with the Kardashians?"
7. you-"I'll see you soon hun, just stopping by PP"   him- " PP?" you- "Planned Parenthood silly ;-)"
8.  Tell him any part of his body is "small".
9. Tell his friends any embarassing stories you heard from his mom.
10. you- " Hey dad!" him- "wrong message, babe" you- "About that..."